# My Diary!!! DO NOT READ

## Entry 1: I kissed someone!!

omg it felt crazy. it's like if an elephant were to hit me and then give me a nice holiday cake. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Whatever. it doesn't matter. Also, someone hit me with a branch of a tree. lameeeeee. hmm, what else to talk about -- Oh right: i saw the news on the State Press -- crazzy that someone would do that to a pair of airpods like my god. either way, im tired -- going to go to sleep